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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!

DR HEX VERSUS DR XICIA!

BEGIN!

Dr Xicia's First Turn

"Alright asshole, it's time to start this lesson".

"I'm about to break your mind with this testing".

"I'll hack into your devices without bluetooth".

"I'll reduce you to a liquid and put you in a fucking test tube"!

"I'm the best at acid, base and treble".

"I'll melt your ass down to the molecular level"!

Dr Hex's First Turn

"Shut the hell up with your fake teaching".

"I'd go to church if I wanted to hear preaching".

"You couldn't break my mind if it was made of glass".

"You're so demented, you probably think your face is your ass"!

"You built what"? "Maybe 5 machines in your lifetime"?

"I've got doctorates in biology, anatomy, chemistry, and rhymes"!

Dr Xicia's Second Turn

"Try again bitch, I built the complex entity known as Cellular".

"I'll break you in half like your pal Mellowyer"! (Mellowyer was Hex's first robot who was broken in half to save her life when she was a child)

"I'll punch you in your chest, and rip out your guts".

"Fall to your knees bitch, I hear you like nuts"!

"Your knowledge doesn't scare me, nor does it inspire fear in others".

"Take your knowledge and go back in time to protect your mother"!

Dr Hex's Second Turn

"You wanna bring up inventions"? "Fine, I really don't care".

"Just don't complain when I give you a wedgie and rip your underwear".

"Oh, and Cellular was it"? "I remember that joke".

"I saw Nickolas crush him into egg yolk".

"My best invention makes yours look like a fucking toaster".

"I thought you were smart, but yet you still play with fire that's coming from a Grade-A roaster"!

Dr Xicia's Third Turn

"Take those forged diplomas and stick them up your ass".

"If you were in my class, you wouldn't have a chance in Hell to pass".

"You aren't very smart, despite your many claims".

"Read the fucking magazines, I'm fucking critically acclaimed"!

"I'm the best in the world at what I do".

"There you are rookie, your first and last issue"!

Dr Hex's Third Turn

<laughs>

"You are the best at what you do, you dumb fuck".

"What is it you do"? "Oh yes, you suck"!

"You're a sorry excuse for a real scientific mind, you pussy wearing a man-blouse"!

"I'd have a greater challenge in a rap battle with Dr. House"!

"This concludes my lesson, I hope you learned something other than the fact that you smell like horse piss".

"So you'd better believe it Doctor, you have just been dismissed"!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!

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