EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA! (Finally back!)
HAELY VS XENA!
Haely's 1st Turn
"Let me tell ya something about rap".
"Never in a million years, did anyone picture it with 2 bats".
"But guess what? I changed that"!
"So I'll just steal this battle and your fancy hat".
"I have the power of air and flight". "You have an umbrella".
I'll send this vampire back to Hell-a"!
Xena's 1st Turn
"I'm not from Hell, but it's your destination".
"You can't beat me". "Prepare for distintegration".
"You may be a bat, but you aren't a mistress of the night".
"I'll slap you with my right hand and watch your face go right".
"Bring your whole family, friends, and even your clan".
"You'll call me Xirsec once I destroy you all with one hand"!
Haely's 2nd Turn
"Is that the best you can do"?
"No wonder Johnny was able to beat you".
"I can match Nathan in a fight".
"You seem to be scared of light".
"I'll defeat you in multiples of 10".
"So now let's see you survive my Ripping Winds"!
Xena's 2nd Turn
"Not bad". "But that's crap compared to what I've been through"!
"I survived decapitation". "How about you"?
"No bat could ever out-rap me".
"When it comes to dropping bars, I'm the rapping bat queen".
"So remember this, those who fight me will always pay".
"I'll see you on the Regnum Dei". (Latin for Day of Reckoning)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!