EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Nick and Lunari's First Turn
(Nick) Oh hey Ion. How's it going?
Still sitting at home doing nothing?
Maybe you should go outside.
But you'll lose to me anyway, so why even try?
(Lunari) Hey! Don't forget about me!
I may be weak, but rest assured my raps are the opposite of weak.
My flow strikes strong, strong enough to disarm ya!
Beat you so bad, both you pansies will go crying back to your mamas!
Ion and Corta's First Turn
(Ion) You know, this battle's not worth it.
I won't even bother going full circle on your green ass!
I'll just beat you senseless, without a rhyme.
I'll do it so fast, I'll still be on time!
You want to battle rap with me?
Well try that with my friend, Corta the C!
(Corta) That's right, I'm here too!
Here to beat your ass, you too blue.
Us 2 together can't be overcome.
Not by 2 or by 1, or by 3 or 4.
2 on 4, we still hold down the fort.
Nick and Lunari's Second Turn
(Nick) So that's how it's gonna be?
Alright then, then let me show you something.
I am the legendary warrior's reincarnation.
But I'll beat your ass just like him.
Light you up on fire, shock you with my lightining.
Now I'll stop all this fighting!
(Lunari) Wait a second Nick!
I want another turn first.
I'm not done beating Ion and the bird. At one time, Ion, you were a friend.
Now you're worse than Batman Begins!
(Nick) As for you Corta, you were always an aquantince to everyone.
Well except for Ion, you 2 actually went and got in on!
Ion and Corta's Second Turn
(Corta) The time this fight has come has always been an itch.
Because you must have forgotten that I'm the communicator BITCH!
So I'm really happy that's it's time to reel in these 2 bass.
Let me go call up Gavin, Tex, Striker, and Otega on your ass!
(Ion) What once was our friendship, is forever lost.
You couldn't understand my feelings, even if you were a boss.
I'm the leader of the gaurdians, captain of the city.
Anyone I destroy, gets no pity.