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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!

KITA!

VS

ZIGATH!


BEGIN!

Kita's First Turn

"QUIET"!

"IT'S MY TURN TO RAP"!

"Lets see, you're an alien".

"Well let me beat your ass so bad, you'll become a vegetarian.

"I'll enslave you and make you destroy your home planet".

"Lets see you come back from the thing I tossed you in, it's called a canyon".

"You can try to rap against me all you want, it'll be for naut".

"I'll wrap you and your spaceship up in a knot".

Zigath's First Turn

<Zigath begins rapping in alien language>

<Kita slowely backs away>

<Zigath walks away and comes back with a ray gun>

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"!

"Guess what, I can speak"!

'I should thank that echidna, but that's for another time".

"Right now, I have a fox to out-rhyme".

"Your a fox and your raps stink like pee".

"You must be really bad if you're losing to me".


Kita's Second Turn

"I SAID QUIET MOTHERFUCKER"!

"It's my turn again, I'll go get the hoses".

"Bitch I'll split your ass in half, call me Moses".

"I'm 1 of a kind, you're replacable".

"I'll out-rap you anyday, it's not debatable"!

"They call me deadly, they call you a joke".

"I'll beat your ass yellow, talk about egg yolk".

"Ah, what's wrong"? "You getting pissed"?

"Well come over here and I'll give you a kiss"!

Zigath's Second Turn

"Ok then, enough of your shit"!

"If I get one wish, let it be this".

"For me to beat your ass and mount your head on a pike".

"So I can pull your eyes out while pedaling on a bike".

"Me kiss you"? "Not even in your dreams".

"I'd rather take a trip to Freddy Kregur's field of screams".

"Maybe if you asked nicely, I would consider it".

"But right now, it's NO BITCH"!

"I heard before this that you like kissin".

"Well tell me Kita, do you have your parent's permission"?

<Kita shrugs>

"Oh well, who cares"?

"There's your logic, summarized in 1 line".

"I would kiss you but your fur isn't fine".

"You got McDonald's hairline and LeBron's forehead".

"You can be my sidekick as I paint the town red".

Kita's Third Turn

'HOW DARE YOU"!

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE"!

"I 'm a fox, and I'll out-fox you".

"I'll beat your ass untill you turn blue".

"I got 1 punch, 2 punch, 3 punch, 4".

"Put them together, and you'll be slammed through that door".

"Step up 1 more time and try to rhyme".

"So I can laugh at your feeble mind".

Zigath's Third Turn

"You still haven't learned"?

"Well try this on for size".

" I > U"!

"So get your ass back to school".

"And if you didn't like it, then screw you".

"I'm the one of a kind alien killer, you're a household pet".

"My rhymes will blast you to pieces". "Call me Boba Fett".


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!

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